These masters of Fengshui, Mathematics, Fitness and Hacking have cracked the code to predicting football matches. Or so they say. Believe them at your own risk.

Our overqualified tipsters use unorthodox
methods to make EPL predictions.

New-look Spurs will kill off Man City’s title challenge for good

Jan 31

Liverpool or Manchester United? The answer should be obvious enough

Jan 17

Cardio-focused Man Utd should outrun lethargic Arsenal for a win

Dec 31

Arteta's Ba Zi fits perfectly with Arsenal, so take them to beat Chelsea

Dec 27

Nobody can stop Liverpool. Not even former Reds manager Brendan Rodgers

Dec 26



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Pressure and stress mean Man City will triumph narrowly against Leceister

Dec 20

Man City, Arsenal to share the spoils in battle of the bald

Dec 13

Man City will beat Man United in the EPL this weekend, but does it really matter?

Dec 06

Mourinho is demanding respect, so Spurs to score three against United

Dec 03

Frowning Klopp means Liverpool won't score too many against Brighton

Nov 29

Mourinho brings joy and laughter, so West Ham stand no chance

Nov 22

Liverpool's dark magic to run out against Man City's blue moon

Nov 08

Man City to go all out for big win against Southampton

Nov 01

Winter is coming in and there's no full moon, so a draw for Arsenal and Wolves

Nov 01

Probability formulaes say Liverpool will triumph against Villa

Nov 01

Man Utd to take advantage of Christmas-dreaming Bournemouth

Nov 01

Binary code dictates that Norwich will win big against Man Utd

Oct 25

Spurs are a bit more serious now, but fun-filled Liverpool will still triumph

Oct 25

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