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Dec 03

Carrick leaves Manchester United with Arsenal victory as parting gift

Dec 02

Tuchel admits Chelsea were ‘lucky’ in Watford win; Guardiola hails Man City match-winner Bernardo

Dec 02

Klopp hails ‘best’ Liverpool win at Goodison Park after 4-1 rout of Everton

Nov 29

Tuchel ‘absolutely happy’ after Chelsea draw with Manchester United, but Carrick’s ‘disappointed’

Nov 28

Klopp admits to dreading upcoming Merseyside derby, as in-form Liverpool thrash Southampton

Nov 26

Conte finally realises that rumours of Tottenham’s ‘Spursiness’ are true after shock Mura loss

Dec 03

Carrick leaves Manchester United with Arsenal victory as parting gift

Dec 02

Tuchel admits Chelsea were ‘lucky’ in Watford win; Guardiola hails Man City match-winner Bernardo

Dec 02

Klopp hails ‘best’ Liverpool win at Goodison Park after 4-1 rout of Everton

Nov 29

Tuchel ‘absolutely happy’ after Chelsea draw with Manchester United, but Carrick’s ‘disappointed’

Nov 28

Klopp admits to dreading upcoming Merseyside derby, as in-form Liverpool thrash Southampton

Nov 26

Conte finally realises that rumours of Tottenham’s ‘Spursiness’ are true after shock Mura loss

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Nov 25

Ralf Rangnick reportedly set to become Manchester United’s interim manager

Nov 25

Klopp fights back after African journalist accuses him of insulting AFCON

Nov 25

Pep Guardiola: Manchester City sent out a statement of intent with win over PSG

Nov 24

Carrick stakes claim for interim managerial role at Manchester United with win over Villarreal

Nov 23

Pep Guardiola gives Manchester United target Mauricio Pochettino his stamp of approval

Nov 22

Solskjaer makes United fans feel things with farewell message; Steve Bruce eyes return to Red Devils

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Nov 21

Manchester United confirm Ole’s no longer at the wheel

Nov 20

Conte demands for Spurs’ record signing Ndombele to ‘work harder’

Nov 18

After Steve Bruce, Newcastle takeover claims yet another victim as PL chairman resigns

Nov 16

Robertson adds to Liverpool’s injury worries, as Arsenal loom large on the horizon

Nov 14

EPL managerial merry-go-round spins on as Norwich set to appoint Dean Smith as manager

Nov 11

Liverpool hero Steven Gerrard looks set to become a Villan

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Nov 25

Ralf Rangnick reportedly set to become Manchester United’s interim manager

Nov 25

Klopp fights back after African journalist accuses him of insulting AFCON

Nov 25

Pep Guardiola: Manchester City sent out a statement of intent with win over PSG

Nov 23

Pep Guardiola gives Manchester United target Mauricio Pochettino his stamp of approval

Nov 22

Solskjaer makes United fans feel things with farewell message; Steve Bruce eyes return to Red Devils

Nov 21

Manchester United confirm Ole’s no longer at the wheel

Nov 20

Conte demands for Spurs’ record signing Ndombele to ‘work harder’

Nov 18

After Steve Bruce, Newcastle takeover claims yet another victim as PL chairman resigns

Jul 24

Captain, Leader, Winner – Jordan Henderson named FWA’s Footballer of the Year

Jul 17

Manchester United's Dr Marcus Rashford is doing good – both on and off the pitch

Apr 24

Spurs' Dele Alli spreads positivity on social media amidst Covid-19 lockdown

Mar 30

Mustafi shows everyone how to stay home like a champion in this time of Covid-19

Jan 31

New-look Spurs will kill off Man City’s title challenge for good

Jan 17

Liverpool or Manchester United? The answer should be obvious enough

Dec 31

Cardio-focused Man Utd should outrun lethargic Arsenal for a win

Dec 27

Arteta's Ba Zi fits perfectly with Arsenal, so take them to beat Chelsea

Nov 30

Unleash The Roar! It’s going to get testy – and that could be fantastic for local football

Nov 22

Finally, this feels like a new era for Spurs

Nov 13

FAS General Secretary talks about that Technical Director issue

Nov 08

Welcome to Spurs, Conte. Hope you survive the experience.

Dec 11

Talk Cock Points: Mourinho plus Spurs equals EPL title?

Dec 10

Talk Cock Points: North London is...white?

Dec 03

Talk Cock Points: The Mourinho effect

Dec 02

Talk Cock Points: Chelsea's transfers have turned them into title contenders

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