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Aug 03

EPL transfer tattle: Chelsea see £85m bid for Lukaku turned down; Kane continues his strike

Aug 02

Kane goes missing! Striker fails to show up for Spurs training amid Man City transfer interest

Jul 31

EPL transfer tattle: Man City flex wealth with £100m Grealish bid; Pogba mulls stay at Man United

Jul 29

EPL transfer tattle: Arsenal set to sign White, weigh up Maddison, Odegaard moves next

Jul 28

EPL transfer tattle: Chelsea eye Kounde, will allow Abraham to leave

Jul 26

Wijnaldum bemoans lack of love, appreciation while at Liverpool

Aug 03

EPL transfer tattle: Chelsea see £85m bid for Lukaku turned down; Kane continues his strike

Aug 02

Kane goes missing! Striker fails to show up for Spurs training amid Man City transfer interest

Jul 31

EPL transfer tattle: Man City flex wealth with £100m Grealish bid; Pogba mulls stay at Man United

Jul 29

EPL transfer tattle: Arsenal set to sign White, weigh up Maddison, Odegaard moves next

Jul 28

EPL transfer tattle: Chelsea eye Kounde, will allow Abraham to leave

Jul 26

Wijnaldum bemoans lack of love, appreciation while at Liverpool

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Jul 24

Solskjaer Stays! Ole delights Liverpool fans by penning new contract to stay at Manchester United

Jul 23

EPL transfer tattle: Spurs clip Son's wings with new deal, but might let Kane fly away to Man City

Jul 21

EPL transfer tattle: Spurs set to trade Lamela for Gil, Benitez closes in on Leicester flop Gray

Jul 19

EPL transfer tattle: Hendo future uncertain, Lingardinho to stay at United, Arsenal sign Lokonga

Jul 18

EPL transfer tattle: White set to replace Luiz at Arsenal, Giroud brings his good looks to Italy

Jul 16

You’re Aouars! – Lyon star courted by host of EPL clubs including Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal

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Jul 15

New Everton boss Benitez makes no apologies for calling the Toffees a “small club” in 2007

Jul 13

EPL transfer tattle: Chelsea set to miss out on Haaland, United close in on Varane

Jul 12

Support pours in for Saka, Rashford and Sancho as Italy win Euros to break England’s hearts

Jul 11

Is it “Coming Home”? Or will the Romans play conquerors?

Jul 08

‘It’s diving home’! Controversy mars England’s Euro semi-final win, but they don’t care one bit

Jul 07

Saka expected to start ahead of Sancho as England eye Euro 2020 final against Italy

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Jul 24

Solskjaer Stays! Ole delights Liverpool fans by penning new contract to stay at Manchester United

Jul 23

EPL transfer tattle: Spurs clip Son's wings with new deal, but might let Kane fly away to Man City

Jul 21

EPL transfer tattle: Spurs set to trade Lamela for Gil, Benitez closes in on Leicester flop Gray

Jul 18

EPL transfer tattle: White set to replace Luiz at Arsenal, Giroud brings his good looks to Italy

Jul 16

You’re Aouars! – Lyon star courted by host of EPL clubs including Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal

Jul 15

New Everton boss Benitez makes no apologies for calling the Toffees a “small club” in 2007

Jul 13

EPL transfer tattle: Chelsea set to miss out on Haaland, United close in on Varane

Jul 12

Support pours in for Saka, Rashford and Sancho as Italy win Euros to break England’s hearts

Jul 24

Captain, Leader, Winner – Jordan Henderson named FWA’s Footballer of the Year

Jul 17

Manchester United's Dr Marcus Rashford is doing good – both on and off the pitch

Apr 24

Spurs' Dele Alli spreads positivity on social media amidst Covid-19 lockdown

Mar 30

Mustafi shows everyone how to stay home like a champion in this time of Covid-19

Jan 31

New-look Spurs will kill off Man City’s title challenge for good

Jan 17

Liverpool or Manchester United? The answer should be obvious enough

Dec 31

Cardio-focused Man Utd should outrun lethargic Arsenal for a win

Dec 27

Arteta's Ba Zi fits perfectly with Arsenal, so take them to beat Chelsea

Jun 05

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Jun 04

United need to show they're the greatest club in Manchester to go one better next season

Jun 03

Liverpool 2020/2021 report card: B-

Jun 02

Chelsea season review: Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but excellent at the end

Dec 11

Talk Cock Points: Mourinho plus Spurs equals EPL title?

Dec 10

Talk Cock Points: North London is...white?

Dec 03

Talk Cock Points: The Mourinho effect

Dec 02

Talk Cock Points: Chelsea's transfers have turned them into title contenders

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