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Feb 24

Xhaka challenges social media abusers to meet him ‘eye to eye’

Feb 22

Manchester United are still in the title race: Solskjaer

Feb 21

Klopp pinpoints Liverpool’s lack of killer instinct in front of goal for Everton defeat

Feb 16

Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0 – Tuchel’s revolution takes shape

Feb 15

West Brom 1 Manchester United 1 – Toothless Red Devils get ‘Allardyced’

Feb 14

Klopp concedes title race, but Guardiola refuses to count Liverpool out even as Man City march on

Feb 24

Xhaka challenges social media abusers to meet him ‘eye to eye’

Feb 22

Manchester United are still in the title race: Solskjaer

Feb 21

Klopp pinpoints Liverpool’s lack of killer instinct in front of goal for Everton defeat

Feb 16

Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0 – Tuchel’s revolution takes shape

Feb 15

West Brom 1 Manchester United 1 – Toothless Red Devils get ‘Allardyced’

Feb 14

Klopp concedes title race, but Guardiola refuses to count Liverpool out even as Man City march on

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Feb 10

Solskjaer praises Manchester United mentality after FA Cup win over West Ham

Feb 07

Solskjaer refuses to blame De Gea for Manchester United’s failure to beat Everton

Feb 02

Liverpool bolster defence with two new centre-backs, but lose Matip for rest of the season

Jan 31

Score some goals, Solskjaer tells Manchester United’s misfiring forwards after Arsenal draw

Jan 28

Solskjaer criticises entire team after Manchester United’s shock loss to Sheffield United

Jan 27

Tuchel hails ‘amazing’ opportunity after being confirmed as new Chelsea manager

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Jan 20

Lampard admits future at Chelsea is beyond his control after Blues roll over to send Leicester top

Jan 13

Fans’ favourite scapegoat Pogba sends Manchester United top ahead of Liverpool clash

Jan 11

Solskjaer expects Manchester United’s defence to be back at full strength for Liverpool match

Jan 05

Klopp begins mind games with ‘Penchester United’ after Liverpool fall to Southampton defeat

Jan 04

Manchester City edge closer to Liverpool, while Chelsea edge closer to Arsenal

Dec 30

Manchester United fans dream of title chase after Wolves win, but Solskjaer remains coy

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Feb 10

Solskjaer praises Manchester United mentality after FA Cup win over West Ham

Feb 07

Solskjaer refuses to blame De Gea for Manchester United’s failure to beat Everton

Feb 02

Liverpool bolster defence with two new centre-backs, but lose Matip for rest of the season

Jan 28

Solskjaer criticises entire team after Manchester United’s shock loss to Sheffield United

Jan 27

Tuchel hails ‘amazing’ opportunity after being confirmed as new Chelsea manager

Jan 20

Lampard admits future at Chelsea is beyond his control after Blues roll over to send Leicester top

Jan 13

Fans’ favourite scapegoat Pogba sends Manchester United top ahead of Liverpool clash

Jan 11

Solskjaer expects Manchester United’s defence to be back at full strength for Liverpool match

Jul 24

Captain, Leader, Winner – Jordan Henderson named FWA’s Footballer of the Year

Jul 17

Manchester United's Dr Marcus Rashford is doing good – both on and off the pitch

Apr 24

Spurs' Dele Alli spreads positivity on social media amidst Covid-19 lockdown

Mar 30

Mustafi shows everyone how to stay home like a champion in this time of Covid-19

Jan 31

New-look Spurs will kill off Man City’s title challenge for good

Jan 17

Liverpool or Manchester United? The answer should be obvious enough

Dec 31

Cardio-focused Man Utd should outrun lethargic Arsenal for a win

Dec 27

Arteta's Ba Zi fits perfectly with Arsenal, so take them to beat Chelsea

Feb 17

Singapore fans of the Red Devils and Liverpool unite against racism

Feb 08

Liverpool 1 Manchester City 4 – Can we declare Man City the champions already?

Feb 05

Spurs 0 Chelsea 1 - Spurs sad in first half, but show signs of life in the second

Feb 04

Liverpool need a bus

Dec 11

Talk Cock Points: Mourinho plus Spurs equals EPL title?

Dec 10

Talk Cock Points: North London is...white?

Dec 03

Talk Cock Points: The Mourinho effect

Dec 02

Talk Cock Points: Chelsea's transfers have turned them into title contenders

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