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Sep 09

Chelsea turn to Potter magic to save season

Sep 07

Different owner, same old Chelsea – Tuchel gets the sack after slow start to season

Sep 05

Manchester United fans gloat after ending Arsenal’s perfect start

Sep 03

Tuchel backs Aubameyang to break No. 9 curse at Chelsea

Sep 02

Ten Hag remains cautious even as Manchester United win three on the bounce

Sep 01

Haaland has what it takes to be a Manchester City legend: Guardiola

Sep 09

Chelsea turn to Potter magic to save season

Sep 07

Different owner, same old Chelsea – Tuchel gets the sack after slow start to season

Sep 05

Manchester United fans gloat after ending Arsenal’s perfect start

Sep 03

Tuchel backs Aubameyang to break No. 9 curse at Chelsea

Sep 02

Ten Hag remains cautious even as Manchester United win three on the bounce

Sep 01

Haaland has what it takes to be a Manchester City legend: Guardiola

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Sep 01

Liverpool’s ‘Fergie time’ win over Newcastle will be remembered for years, declares Klopp

Aug 31

Tuchel bemoans “soft defending” as Chelsea fall to shock defeat to Southampton

Aug 30

Scott Parker 90es from Bournemouth after Liverpool thrashing

Aug 30

Conte calls on Kane to extend Tottenham contract, vows to meet striker’s expectations

Aug 29

Manchester United set to spend big again to get their man, as they agree £85m deal for Antony

Aug 27

Chelsea finally break Leicester’s resolve as Fofana move nears completion

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Aug 26

Klopp concedes he was wrong, admits Liverpool need reinforcements

Aug 25

Newcastle start to flex financial might as they near club-record deal for Isak

Aug 23

We could have won if we played better: Klopp

Aug 20

Casemiro agrees to come to Manchester United’s rescue

Aug 18

Manchester United fans dream of non-Glazers future as Sir Jim Ratcliffe looks to buy stake in club

Aug 17

Elon Musk reveals he was only ‘joking’ about buying Manchester United

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Sep 01

Liverpool’s ‘Fergie time’ win over Newcastle will be remembered for years, declares Klopp

Aug 31

Tuchel bemoans “soft defending” as Chelsea fall to shock defeat to Southampton

Aug 30

Scott Parker 90es from Bournemouth after Liverpool thrashing

Aug 29

Manchester United set to spend big again to get their man, as they agree £85m deal for Antony

Aug 27

Chelsea finally break Leicester’s resolve as Fofana move nears completion

Aug 26

Klopp concedes he was wrong, admits Liverpool need reinforcements

Aug 25

Newcastle start to flex financial might as they near club-record deal for Isak

Aug 23

We could have won if we played better: Klopp

Jul 24

Captain, Leader, Winner – Jordan Henderson named FWA’s Footballer of the Year

Jul 17

Manchester United's Dr Marcus Rashford is doing good – both on and off the pitch

Apr 24

Spurs' Dele Alli spreads positivity on social media amidst Covid-19 lockdown

Mar 30

Mustafi shows everyone how to stay home like a champion in this time of Covid-19

Jan 31

New-look Spurs will kill off Man City’s title challenge for good

Jan 17

Liverpool or Manchester United? The answer should be obvious enough

Dec 31

Cardio-focused Man Utd should outrun lethargic Arsenal for a win

Dec 27

Arteta's Ba Zi fits perfectly with Arsenal, so take them to beat Chelsea

Aug 26

Spurs' transfer window is one James Maddison away from perfection

Aug 12

Five things we learned from EPL's matchday 1

May 30

To rule Europe, Liverpool must be like Tian Tian Chicken Rice

May 24

Five things we learned from the 2021/2022 English Premier League season

Dec 11

Talk Cock Points: Mourinho plus Spurs equals EPL title?

Dec 10

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Dec 03

Talk Cock Points: The Mourinho effect

Dec 02

Talk Cock Points: Chelsea's transfers have turned them into title contenders

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