Our columnists share their analysis on the hottest topics in the EPL…oh, who are we kidding? They just want to troll their rival clubs and fans. Brace yourself – it’s going to get ugly.
Manchester City 1 Liverpool 1 – De Bruyne the surprise villain as title rivals battle to stalemate
Manchester United fans mixed over whether or not to sack Solskjaer; Liverpool fans want him to stay
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